Quote by Terry Pratchett

“Sharp like a spoon, that one. Anyway,”

— Ethan Cross

“The thought makes me reach back for my knife, my sharp, throat-cutting security blanket, as I look around.”

— Kendare Blake

“Spoons are excellent. Sort of like forks, only not as stabby.”

— Neil Gaiman

“...so many knives and forks and spoons were not meant for a human being but for a centipede...”

— Gabriel Garcia Marquez

“She had felt a kind of sadness, looking at the spoons. Spoons that had been lying in their case for perhaps sixty years without…

— John Ajvide Lindqvist

“I am not the sharpest knife in the knife-thing.”

— Jimmy Dore

“don’t think I won’t come after you with a wooden spoon,”

— Molly McAdams

“Don't touch that knife. YOU never need to be holding a knife... I don't give a shit, learn how to butter stuff with a…

— Justin Halpern

“I've never understood why he likes knives.”

— Nora Sakavic

“You can never have too many knives, his father had told him. Unless they're pointed at you, and by people who don't like you…

— Joe Abercrombie

“Something Vimes had learned as a young guard drifted up from memory. If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from…

— Terry Pratchett

“I have a fork and a spoon, but never a knife. When there’s meat they cut it up for me ahead of time, as…

— Margaret Atwood