Awkward Quote by Chelsea Handler

“I am my own cannibal.”

— Britt Greifeld

“Even cannibals don't like to be called cannibals.”

— John Lutz

“I had some Mexican for dinner. Who knew cannibalism could be so tasty?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Up until I saw the hair in my food, it was delicious. You know, cannibalism isn’t so bad.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Yes, cannibals. People are just cannibals unless they leave each other alone.”

— Doris Lessing

“May you fall on a fork and get eaten by a cannibal.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Can we at least avoid the cannibals? I prefer not to vomit when screaming for my life.”

— Emory R. Frie

“To look into the eyes of a cannibal. I turn away at the thought.”

— Carol Birch

“It is far better to cannibalize yourself than have”

— Brad Stone

“Cannibals need love too.”

— Kresley Cole

“Many a survivor of a plane crash who is or was against cannibalism and had never eaten human flesh once found themselves in a…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Don’t trust the cannibal just ’cos he’s usin’ a knife and fork!”

— Terry Pratchett