Accurate Quote by Timothy Zahn

“The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed).”

— Janet Clarkson

“The First Law of Pies: 'No Pastry, No Pie.”

— Janet Clarkson

Excuse me?" I said, palms down on the Formica tabletop. "Coffee? I thought we came here for pie." "I don't eat the kind of…

— Janet Evanovich

“Blah, blah, blah. Well, the coconut cream pie was a bust, which leaves the olives. Slippery suckers. I can’t seem to spear one with…

— Nicole Amakan

If my dinner was really hot, I'd put my fork up to my eye and look at my little brother through the steam coming…

— Noel Fielding

I liked reading about the nun who ate so dainty with her fingers she never dripped any grease on herself. I've never been able…

— Helene Hanff

Pies were invented 12,000 years ago by the Egyptians. It was an easy way to preserve food that would be carried over long distances.…

— Craig Ferguson

“...; the chipped plates might have been disinterred from some kitchen midden near an inhabited lake; and the chops recalled times more ancient still.…

— Joseph Conrad

Once learnt, this business of cooking was to prove an ever growing burden. It scarcely bears thinking about, the time and labour that man…

— Rose Macaulay

He that will have a cake out of the wheat must tarry the grinding. Have I not tarried? Ay, the grinding; but you must…

— William Shakespeare

Few people know this about me, but I love baking pies.

— Hilary Swank

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

— Carl Sagan