You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises. — Art Donovan Copy Share Image
I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you could just see your face,” she told me. “You look like a cat in a bathtub. — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybody's like, 'Shut up.' — Sean Paul Copy Share Image
You can swim, too." he says. "Where did you learn that in District Twelve?" "We have a very big bathtub. — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
I like to read either in motion or in water... I am happiest reading in the bathtub. — Walter Mosley Copy Share Image
“Scientists may have sophisticated laboratories, But never forget 'eureka' was inspired in a bathtub.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“It was eleven days before Christmas and an orange-tailed carp swam in the bathtub, opening and closing the slick tunnel of its… — Magdalena McGuire Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used measure the volume of love in any given bathtub. But for the test to be accurate, I’m… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When someone says, 'I'm not political,' I feel like what they're saying is, 'I only care about myself. In my bathtub. Me… — Julianne Moore Copy Share Image
I noticed every time I spent a lot of time in the bathtub, I would just get fantastic realizations about myself, and… — Leonard Orr Copy Share Image
Each black hole spins on its axis like the Earth spins. That spin creates two vortexes of twisting space, somewhat like vortexes… — Kip Thorne Copy Share Image
“They say that characters were engraven on the bathtub of king Tching-thang to this effect: 'renew thyself completely each day; do it… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
“She'd stumbled into Norman Bates' attic. There in the bathroom was a gaudy heart shaped pink bathtub, and standing proudly next to… — Erin McCarthy Copy Share Image
We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
Being in a bathtub with Jackie Chan, I don't know, it has a way of bonding you I'll tell you that. I… — Owen Wilson Copy Share Image
There's no way I would have got to see so much of the world, with my humble background, without modelling. We were… — Carmen Dell'Orefice Copy Share Image
[On William Lyon Phelps's Happiness:] It is second only to a rubber duck as the ideal bathtub companion. It may be held… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“Occupying the other half of the bedroom, my bathtub was actually a pool, hanging right off the mountain itself. A pool for… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
“There must be quite a few things a hot bath won’t cure, but I don’t know many of them. Whenever I’m sad… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding. — Charles Nelson Reilly Copy Share Image
My guilty pleasure is listening to Enya in the bathtub. I do bubbles. I do essential oils. Candles, if they're around. — Chord Overstreet Copy Share Image
“Then grow a pair and get over it. Jesus mother of f*ck Christ in a piss sh*thole, dick for brains, the answer… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“I make love in my bathtub, because there’s only room for one person.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
How did you die?" "We er…drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
For some it is harder to write a novel than to row a bathtub across the North Atlantic. — James N. Frey Copy Share Image
“If I’m ninety and believe I’m forty-five, I’m headed for a very bad time trying to get out of the bathtub.” — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
Whenever I play Las Vegas, they always give you a suite, and it's really nice, and it always comes with a large… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
Our goal is to shrink government to the size where we can drown it in a bathtub. — Grover Norquist Copy Share Image
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