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Bathtub Quote by Dorothy Parker

“[On William Lyon Phelps's Happiness:] It is second only to a rubber duck as the ideal bathtub companion. It may be held in the hand without causing muscular fatigue ... and it may be read through before the water has cooled. And if it slips down the drain pipe, all right, it slips down the drain…” quote by Dorothy Parker
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“[On William Lyon Phelps's Happiness:] It is second only to a rubber duck as the ideal bathtub companion. It may be held in the hand without causing muscular fatigue ... and it may be read through before the water has cooled. And if it slips down the drain pipe, all right, it slips down the drain pipe.”

Dorothy Parker

About This Quote

Source Essay: The New Yorker, 1930

A humorous take on the simple pleasure of reading in the bathtub, comparing it to a rubber duck.

In simple terms: Reading in the tub is a light, amusing joy.

Key Takeaway

Enjoy simple pleasures without overthinking.

Themes

humor pleasure leisure

Mood

playful lighthearted witty

Type

anecdotal humorous

When to use this quote

  • solo reading
  • relaxing baths
  • light reading before sleep
  • creative downtime

Key Concepts

literary satire comfort reading relaxation bathroom rituals

Questions to Reflect On

  • Do you have a favorite bathtub activity?
  • How does humor change a routine?
A Different Perspective

May not suit those who dislike water or reading while bathing.

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