Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybodys like, Shut up. — Sean Paul Copy Share Image
I like to read either in motion or in water... I am happiest reading in the bathtub. — Walter Mosley Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
We want [government] down to the size to where it would fit in a bathtub, and then it could worry about what… — Grover Norquist Copy Share Image
The BBC is a perfect example of uncontrolled growth, [occupying] old churches and manor houses, the old Langham Hotel where Sherlock Holmes… — Morley Safer Copy Share Image
At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I have an intimate relationship with books. After all, I take them with me into the bathtub-not an invitation I offer lightly. — Gina Barreca Copy Share Image
Want to hear a sad story about the Dukakis campaign? The governor of Massachusetts, he lost his top naval advisor last week.… — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
There are many mysteries in old age but the greatest, surely, is this: in those adverts for walk-in bathtubs, why doesn't all… — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
When I was young, I would sit in the bath and ideas would come to me. But I'm not young any more,… — Aki Kaurismaki Copy Share Image
I'm very attached to movie theaters and I love going to them. Nothing will ever replace that. It's very romantic and beautiful.… — Winona Ryder Copy Share Image
I was the last one of nine kids - eight girls and me last - and my sisters were going out. They… — Riccardo Tisci Copy Share Image
We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
Being in a bathtub with Jackie Chan, I don't know, it has a way of bonding you I'll tell you that. I… — Owen Wilson Copy Share Image
My first tape piece was made with that Sears Roebuck recorder. I modified sound using cardboard tubes with a microphone in the… — Pauline Oliveros Copy Share Image
It's like, are you kidding me? I'd sell way more if I just put a picture of my face. That's the fact.… — Sky Ferreira Copy Share Image
Being a mother is the perfect experience for any writer. You learn how to not waste time. The writing hours become incredibly… — Chiara Barzini Copy Share Image
I wake up around noon, light a cigarette, get a cup of coffee, sit in the bathtub for an hour and daydream,… — Hans Zimmer Copy Share Image
“We're not dealing with Isaac Newton here. She likes what she calls 'romance.' To her that means candles, rose petals, and a… — Mark Helprin Copy Share Image
If you come across an insane person who's talking gibberish, you can't make any sense of it at all and that would… — Brad Warner Copy Share Image
All that the Y.M.C.A.'s horse and rings really accomplished was to fill me with an ineradicable distaste, not only for Christian endeavor… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
My parents didn't like me. For bathtub toys they gave me a blender and a transistor radio. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I thought of the nameless inventor of the bathtub. I was somehow sure it was a woman. And was the inventor of… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
Sometimes the best ideas I have are in my bathtub or in my bed or in my dreams early in the morning… — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
“As to the past, I would not mind retrieving from various corners of space-time certain lost comforts, such as baggy trousers and… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
We were so poor we had no hot water. But it didn't matter because we had no bathtub to put it in… — Tom Dreesen Copy Share Image
I just remember Stella Tenant and me dancing in Donatella Versaces bathtub until like four in the morning. It was one of… — Carolyn Murphy Copy Share Image
It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub.… — Zlatan Ibrahimovic Copy Share Image
President Obama can find time to meet with a YouTube personality who eats cereal out of a bathtub, but not the prime… — Greta Van Susteren Copy Share Image
This guy (Pat Robertson) obviously wants to be a prophet so bad. I wonder if he walks around at home dressed up… — Pat Condell Copy Share Image
A liberation struggle is like a struggle against dirt. No matter what type of bath you takein three weeks you'll smell like… — Florynce Kennedy Copy Share Image
Time overlaps itself. A breath breathed from a passing breeze is not the whole wind, neither is it just the last of… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
Many of the artifacts of my house had become potential devices for my own destruction: the attic rafters (and an outside maple… — William Styron Copy Share Image
I've been able to do a lot of things in the movies. I've been able to run with the buffalo, you know.… — Kevin Costner Copy Share Image
The very first big photo shoot I ever did was with Bruce Weber. I couldn't believe this guy was taking my picture,… — Matt Damon Copy Share Image
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