Advisors Quote by Dan Quayle

...one is reminded that [John Kerry, D-MA] really just a better-looking Ted Kennedy, a richer Michael Dukakis.

— Laura Ingraham

“Waterhouse's new roommate is out of town just now, but by glancing over his personal effects, Waterhouse estimates that he is paddling a black…

— Neal Stephenson

John Kerry went duck hunting and he's doing that to fulfill his campaign pledge to hunt down the ducks and kill them wherever they…

— David Letterman

Have you folks been following the controversy with John Kerry and his service in Vietnam and the Swift Boat campaign? It all took place…

— David Letterman

A lot of bad things happen in lame duck sessions.

— Marco Rubio

“Asked to explain how he became a war hero he (Kennedy) responded, "It was involuntary. They think my boat.”

— Sally Bedell Smith

I have already transmitted to Congress the report of the naval court of inquiry on the destruction of the battleship Maine in the harbor…

— William McKinley

“His name is Sub-Lieutenant Gilmour,’ said the boss, haughtily. ‘I wouldn’t be too impressed with him. I understand from the Admiral his previous boat…

— David Black

Today America lost a great elder statesman, a committed public servant, and leader of the Senate. And today I lost a treasured friend. Ted…

— Orrin Hatch

Captain Richard Phillips of the good ship Maersk Alabama - and Sully Sullenberger splashing down his crippled airliner in the Hudson River - broke…

— Tina Brown

I work for Governor Pataki. Period. End of story. I am very loyal to him.

— Diana Taylor

“Bush could never understand Hornblower's disciplinary methods. He had been positively horrified when he had heard his captain's public admission that he too had…

— C.S. Forester