Inspirational Quote by Laura Ingraham

John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them.

— Jay Leno

Ted Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy with a Bloody Mary mustache?

— David Letterman

John Kerry has promised to take this country back from the wealthy. Who better than the guy worth $700 million to take the country…

— Jay Leno

They had a profile of John Kerry on the news and they said his first wife was worth around $300 million and his second…

— Jay Leno

Ted Kennedy was a fighter, and I think the people of Massachusetts want and deserve a fighter.

— Michael Capuano

Much of John Kerry's recent surge has come at the expense of Howard Dean. The situation reflected in his hot new bumper sticker, 'Dated…

— Jon Stewart

Ted Kennedy's achievements as a senator have towered over his time, changing the lives of far more Americans than remember the name Mary Jo…

— Adam Clymer

[Senators John Kerry & John Edwards] have risen high in Democratic polls with a brand of class resentment and soak-the-rich rhetoric rooted in the…

— William Safire

I guess my claim to fame is I've now gaveled Ted Kennedy to order twice.

— Amy Klobuchar

A white male Mormon millionaire was not gonna beat Ted Kennedy in Massachusetts, but someone deserved to go out there and give him a…

— Mitt Romney

Ted Kennedy was a giant - no doubt about it.

— Michael Capuano

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.

— Ann Coulter