Bathtubs Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bathtubs Fats Funny Humor Mark Stretch marks
She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size). — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She was convinced that she was anorexic, because every time she looked in the mirror she did indeed see a fat person. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“She used to look forward to changing in the locker room when other girls stole shocked glances at her emaciated body last spring. Now… — Steven Levenkron Copy Share Image
They told her she wasn't pretty. She knew they were right. The desire to be skinny took over her at night. She wanted more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I once heard her tell a friend that she was, in fact, a 120-pound woman, but she kept herself wrapped in fat in order… — Haven Kimmel Copy Share Image
Who would have thought that the girl who was forced to go to the hospital because she's so skinny would one day be called… — Tyra Banks Copy Share Image
I just saw a fat girl crying while girls pointed & laughed at her. I thought ,She must be finding it hard to fit… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Mother always said she was a size 7 woman she kept wrapped in fat to prevent bruising. — Haven Kimmel Copy Share Image
A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big. — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that.… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
All that the Y.M.C.A.'s horse and rings really accomplished was to fill me with an ineradicable distaste, not only for Christian endeavor in all… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I wake up around noon, light a cigarette, get a cup of coffee, sit in the bathtub for an hour and daydream, and I… — Hans Zimmer Copy Share Image
It's like, are you kidding me? I'd sell way more if I just put a picture of my face. That's the fact. I'd sell… — Sky Ferreira Copy Share Image
There are many mysteries in old age but the greatest, surely, is this: in those adverts for walk-in bathtubs, why doesn't all the water… — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
I'm very attached to movie theaters and I love going to them. Nothing will ever replace that. It's very romantic and beautiful. I used… — Winona Ryder Copy Share Image
Being in a bathtub with Jackie Chan, I don't know, it has a way of bonding you I'll tell you that. I don't know… — Owen Wilson Copy Share Image
Being a mother is the perfect experience for any writer. You learn how to not waste time. The writing hours become incredibly precious and… — Chiara Barzini Copy Share Image
At the millennium we partied like it was 1999. And then we had a 10 year bathtub tequila hangover, man. Just hugging the metaphorical… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybodys like, Shut up. — Sean Paul Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I was the last one of nine kids - eight girls and me last - and my sisters were going out. They were teenagers.… — Riccardo Tisci Copy Share Image
