This is what we call a redneck air conditioner. It keeps you cool, it keeps you wet, wet t-shirt contest all in… — Honey Boo Boo Child Copy Share Image
I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that it's going to drop to zero tonight. The good news… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“At the moment, the discussion concerned global warming. “The reason for global warming,” one of them said as Dortmunder leaned his front… — Donald E. Westlake Copy Share Image
“It's way too long and I gave up on it. Abandoning forever an innocent child to a hostile and unforgiving land. Sometimes… — Yahtzee Croshaw Copy Share Image
When I turn on my central air conditioner, I feel like, "Wow, I really have come a long way." Or buying the… — Kristin Bauer van Straten Copy Share Image
I turned my air conditioner the other way around and it got cold out. The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Everything in the world was definitely based only in luck. Some people won Lotto, some people walked down the street and air… — Jason Starr Copy Share Image
Home alone with a wakeful newborn, I could shower so quickly that the mirror didn't fog and the backs of my knees… — Marni Jackson Copy Share Image
“Growing up in a small town in India, she studied for exams by candlelight and endured hot days with no fan or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I grew up in northern California, where it was consistently in the hundreds in the summertime. My dad didn't think he should… — Summer Sanders Copy Share Image
“Taylor said a prayer for the man, and apologized out loud. Knowing there was nothing left to do, she turned to leave.… — J.T. Ellison Copy Share Image
“Air struggles up my throat and past my lips as Mom talks with our new landlady. Even with the air conditioner working… — Sophie Jordan Copy Share Image
Zerts' are what I call desserts. 'Trée-trées' are entrées. I call sandwiches 'sammies,' 'sandoozles,' or 'Adam Sandlers.' Air conditioners are 'cool blasterz'… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
We tried so hard. We were always trying to help each other. But not because we were helpless. He needed to get… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
“The brain is only interested in changes in information. That's why people don't really hear the noise of the air conditioner unless… — Sandra K. Ciccarelli Copy Share Image
“Lately, in this city I love, this neighborhood I love, all I seem to notice are the intrusions. Hot Air. Reeking garbage.… — Jeanne Marie Laskas Copy Share Image
We've done a couple of women's mags, but we tend to talk about feminism and women in the industry, which I feel… — Lauren Mayberry Copy Share Image
I don't see my artist friends as any more neurotic or addiction-prone than the others. The roommates I have had who were… — Russell Smith Copy Share Image
“In the shower today I tried to think about the best advice I'd ever been given by another writer. There was something… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“She kneeled down, opened the wine fridge, and scanned the shelves, filled with a variety of white wines. Sam began to pull… — Viola Shipman Copy Share Image
“The traditional hospital practice of excluding parents ignored the importance of attachment relationships as regulators of the child’s emotions, behaviour and physiology.… — Gabor Maté Copy Share Image
“Of course it might have been some other city, had circumstances been different and the time been different and had I been… — Joan Didion Copy Share Image
“It’s funny how one summer can change everything. It must be something about the heat and the smell of chlorine, fresh-cut grass… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
“Anxious to defend his adopted city—especially his side of town, the less fashionable west end—Eli considered giving Veronica a condensed lecture on… — Max Everhart Copy Share Image
“All this fantastic effort—giant machines, road networks, strip mines, conveyor belt, pipelines, slurry lines, loading towers, railway and electric train, hundred-million-dollar coal-burning… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
“No matter what a person does to cover up and conceal themselves, when we write and lose control, I can spot a… — Natalie Goldberg Copy Share Image
“To me, hearing that those girls gave my brother Eric a blow job sounded very nice. History shows that all boys consider… — Andrew Smith Copy Share Image
“It's about 65 degrees, so it feels like when the air conditioner is up on high. I can bear it, so I'm… — Andrew Clements Copy Share Image
“When spies aren't in sewer tunnels, they're usually crawling through air ducts. I'm not sure exactly why this is. It makes you… — M.T. Anderson Copy Share Image
“Kit [Carson Kitteridge] watched me for a few moments before saying, "That was some impressive killing you did. Naked too." "I hope… — Walter Mosley Copy Share Image
“No one wanted a repeat of the sweaty and irritated Eisenhower who had disembarked during the Operation ALERT drill, so the Sikorsky… — Garrett M. Graff Copy Share Image
“We'll then," Enjd said. "What's the problem?" "This," Mindy said. She opened her hand and held up a tiny green plastic toy… — Candace Bushnell Copy Share Image
Kiss is not just a kiss, its something thats so much more. When it ignites every passion inside you and makes you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. — Len Deighton Copy Share Image
Me: its so hot in here friend: should I leave? ;D me: no your actually the air conditioner — Francis Copy Share Image
The Arctic is the planet's air conditioner and it's starting to break down. — Eban Goodstein Copy Share Image
There are always things I have to remove. I might look at a shot for five months, when somebody new to the… — Todd Haynes Copy Share Image
For the first time in history, my community has had to use air conditioners. Imagine that, air conditioners in the Arctic. — Sheila Watt-Cloutier Copy Share Image
![“Kit [Carson Kitteridge] watched me for a few moments before saying, "That was some impressive killing you did. Naked too." "I hope I didn't embarrass Office Palmer." "She said that after all she heard about you she thought your johnson would be bigger." "Tell her that the air conditioner was on.” quote by Walter Mosley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/cf3/walter-mosley-2810_air-conditioner_kit-carson-kitteridge-watched-me-for-a-f_1072681.jpg)
