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“It was like being told that there was a Santa Clause and that he was every bit as awesome as you’d always thought he…

— Adrianne Brooks

“I stopped keeping an eye out for Santa Claus on Christmas Eve because, when I was five, my mother told me that Santa was…

— Dean Koontz

“Well, well, well,” Santa said once the elf had retreated. “Come and sit on my lap, little boy.” This Santa’s beard was real, and…

— Rachel Cohn

“Why did he hesitate? He finally admitted to himself that he was like an American child who was almost completely certain about Santa Claus,…

— Orson Scott Card

“You have got to be kidding. Where'd they find it?" "I like to think it was Santa finally coming through on years of passionate…

— Lia Habel

“Every muscle in his body tensed for action, adrenalin pounding through his tiny veins, he crept down the stairs, keeping to the corners (where…

— Phillip Andrew Bennett Low

“Why thanks", Santa said. "you're awfully kind... (Though they are a bit snug ... on my ample behind." "Don't worry," I told him, "you'll…

— Jim Harris

“This was a fun little story to write. I love writing short stories. It was actually my youngest daughter who once told me she…

— Willow Rose

“a couple of friends who looked like they had eaten their children for Christmas breakfast and then thrown the bones to their dogs.”

— Roland Smith

“Dear Santa, WTF...”

— Darynda Jones

“We were standing near the Lollipop Forest when we realized that Santa is an anagram of Satan... Overhearing the customers we would substitute the…

— David Sedaris

“Nonsense, this is my home and I must defend it. It’s time for Santa to get serious.”

— Michael Diack