Quote by David Sedaris

“The fact is that Santa and Satan are alter egos, brothers; they have the same origin.”

— Phyllis Siefker

“Why is Santa an anagram for Satan? I mean, besides the fact that both have the same amounts of the same letters. Just consider…

— Sam Logan

“Dear Santa, WTF...”

— Darynda Jones

“Santa exists in the hearts of all true believers.”

— J.D. Robb

“I don’t exactly believe in all this… this… this occult business. I don’t believe in house spirits, or goblins, or Santa Claus!” “Well, of…

— William Ritter

“It was like being told that there was a Santa Clause and that he was every bit as awesome as you’d always thought he…

— Adrianne Brooks

“He had a white beard and twinkly blue eyes, and all in all gave the impression of what Santa Claus would look like if…

— Barbara Kingsolver

“You have got to be kidding. Where'd they find it?" "I like to think it was Santa finally coming through on years of passionate…

— Lia Habel

“All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I'll believe in the 'Great Pumpkin.' The way I see it, it doesn't matter what…

— Charles M. Schulz

“It's like pretending to be Santa and then stabbing someone with a candy cane!”

— J.B. Stanley

“This was a fun little story to write. I love writing short stories. It was actually my youngest daughter who once told me she…

— Willow Rose

“Gotta keep an eye on those terrorist polar bears, and make sure Santa's elves aren't planning a holy war.”

— Graham McNamee