Couches Quote by David Rosenfelt

He stops in his tracks, face expressing major disappointment. "Wait - seriously? That's it? We don't get to do a stealthy tiptoe as we…

— Alyson Noel

You know why dogs have no money? No pockets. 'Cause they see change on the street all the time and it's driving them crazy.…

— Jerry Seinfeld

“I have a feeling we're mooning a mean junkyard dog, all brave and laughing - until the dog's leash breaks”

— Kevin J. Anderson

Let's examine the dog mind: Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He can't believe that you've accomplished this again. You walk…

— Jerry Seinfeld

“A man walks past me with his dog on a lead, bounding ahead of him, and I realize that’s how I feel: like a…

— Alice Broadway

The dog is a reflection of your energy, of your behavior. You have to ask, 'What am I doing?' That's the right question to…

— Cesar Millan

It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up.

— P. G. Wodehouse

“From the dog’s viewpoint, however, they are directly asserting dominance with that stare. When you respond by giving him what he wants, the dog…

— Stanley Coren

“Dogs are like that, I guess—they know how to fix you without ever saying a word.”

— Caroline George

A dog can't think that much about what he's doing, he just does what feels right.

— Barbara Kingsolver

“And I know there's a hungry dog Tugging at your frayed ends But he’s just playing with you, he just wants to be your…

— Sia Furler

“Dogs aren’t my thing. I hate dogs. And if this one was dumb enough to sacrifice itself for me, hallelujah. I kept running. After…

— A&E Kirk