I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
You'd learn more about the world by lying on the couch and drinking gin out of a bottle than by watching the… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
The tyrant now Trusts not to men: nightly within his chamber The watch-dog guards his couch, the only friend He now dare… — Joanna Baillie Copy Share Image
Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours. — Denis Hayes Copy Share Image
I roll out of my couch every morning with the more agreeable expectations. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
I pulled a hamstring during the New York City Marathon. An hour into the race, I jumped off the couch... — David Letterman Copy Share Image
They are fairies; he that speaks to them shall die. I'll wink and couch; no man their works must eye. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I don't have to lay on the couch and see a therapist because my therapist is in my paint brushes. — Abbey Lincoln Copy Share Image
I have turned into a bit of a homebody as I've gotten older. I don't really like to leave the couch in… — Justin Kirk Copy Share Image
Brevity is the soul of command. Too much talking suggests desperation on the part of the leader. Speak shortly, decisively and to… — Cyrus the Great Copy Share Image
Country and western is ignored by the intellectuals. They don't look at it as an art form. They think it's just somebody… — Ricky Skaggs Copy Share Image
Her daddy drank all day and mommy did drugs, never wanted to play or give kisses and hugs. She'd watch the TV… — John Michael Montgomery Copy Share Image
There was clearly nothing to do but flop down on the shabby little couch and howl. So Della did it. Which instigates… — O. Henry Copy Share Image
I think if I could not get myself off my cushion, off my couch, or away from whatever I'm eating - or… — Alice Walker Copy Share Image
The Raven's house is built with reeds, — Sing woe, and alas is me! And the Raven's couch is spread with weeds,… — Thomas D Copy Share Image
I love hanging out with friends and family, going to the beach or just being a couch potato and binge watching TV… — Yvette Gonzalez-Nacer Copy Share Image
O sweet spontaneous earth how often have the doting fingers of prurient philosophers pinched and poked thee ,has the naughty thumb of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I'm an advocate for anything, it's to move. As far as you can, as much as you can. Across the ocean,… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
When I auditioned to be part of the "This Is It" Tour, I didn't think I was going to get in. I… — Orianthi Copy Share Image
Self expression is the new entertainment, We never used to question why people sit on the couch for seven hours a day… — Arianna Huffington Copy Share Image
It used to be on the Internet no one knew you were a dog. Now not only does everyone know that you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After Nicholas hung up the phone, he watched his mother carry buckets and garden tools across the couch grass toward a bed… — Stephen M. Irwin Copy Share Image
Depression must be avoided, no matter what the cost. Depression is lying on the Edwardian couch for six months, too tired to… — Tim Sandlin Copy Share Image
I remember a few years ago I was sitting at home with my wife watching the Oscars. I was sitting on the… — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
“Tracey hurriedly shut the door behind her to prevent the flames that had been licking hungrily at her caboose all the way… — Christina Engela Copy Share Image
Kent. Where's the king? Gent. Contending with the fretful elements; Bids the wind blow the earth into the sea, Or swell the… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Some ghosts haunt you for life. The best you can do is make room on the couch and get used to living… — Jay Bell Copy Share Image
Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I'm still the person on my friend's couch, and I'd like to own the couch. — Kelly Reichardt Copy Share Image
For decades to come the spy world will continue to be the collective couch where the subconscious of each nation is confessed. — John le Carre Copy Share Image
Just because you're a different size doesn't mean you're sitting on the couch eating bonbons all day long watching TV. — Carre Otis Copy Share Image
I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for… — Isaiah Mustafa Copy Share Image
You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
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