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Best friend Quote by Dana Gould

“Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend.” quote by Dana Gould — Download Open image

“Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend.”

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“But my best friend from college was silent for a long time. She, of all of my friends, had seen the parade of sad…

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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

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“Before you were my enemy, you were my best friend.”

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I fell in love with my best friend, but I know that if it doesn't last, it will never be the same.

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A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you.Its someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself.

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Sometimes the right people can make your day. They're called best friends :)

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Our friendship is like a cup of tea¦a special blend of you and me.

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