I don't like futons. They can't commit. I'm a bed! I'm a couch! I'm a bed! I'm a couch! — Jennifer Weiner Copy Share Image
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. — Celia Cruz Copy Share Image
You know, I have never had a casting couch proposition in my life. I thought there was something wrong with me. — Shirley MacLaine Copy Share Image
My therapist in Paris once told me that being creative is a better form of therapy for me than sitting on his… — Julie Delpy Copy Share Image
I can sit here on the couch and hear you say, "You're very feminine and very attractive," but I have always struggled… — Kathy Bates Copy Share Image
A school out of Canberra sends me a term's worth of work. I sit on the couch by myself and complete it… — Callan McAuliffe Copy Share Image
There is - I mean - I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
It's unacceptable to just sit on the couch and say I'm not doing anything. You've got to get out and do everything… — Owen Hart Copy Share Image
Skiers make the best lovers because they don't sit in front of a television like couch potatoes. They take a risk and… — Ruth Westheimer Copy Share Image
Felting Phil (taking all of his chips down to the felt on the table). I loved beating him and then hed go… — Jennifer Tilly Copy Share Image
My favorite room in the house is the living room. We have two big couches, six recliners and over 20 pillows. It's… — Cody Linley Copy Share Image
So, I'm lying on the couch and Laura walks in and I say, 'Free at last,' and she says 'You're free all… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I decorated my house like a medieval gothic castle, European-style. Chandeliers and red velvet curtains. My bedroom is pink and black, my… — Avril Lavigne Copy Share Image
I write almost entirely in bed or on a couch with my feet up on the coffee table. I feel most creative… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
I'm not a potato sack; I've never sat on my couch. If I'm home, I'm cleaning, feeding my dogs, doing stuff. Life… — Gisele Bundchen Copy Share Image
I kind of just put my boards together wherever I feel comfortable that day. It could be on the kitchen table, on… — Ryan Sheckler Copy Share Image
I believe that what so saddens the reformer is not his sympathy with his fellows in distress, but, though he be the… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Personally, I think SmackDown! has to be a little spicier than it is, a little more electrifying than it is. It's got… — Dusty Rhodes Copy Share Image
I consider kissing her right there on the dirty couch, but self-preservation stops me. Once someone hurts you, it’s harder to relax… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
I run because if I didn’t, I’d be sluggish and glum and spend too much time on the couch. I run to… — Dean Karnazes Copy Share Image
I always considered myself a loner. I mean, not like a poor-me, Byron-esque, I-should-have-brought-a-swimming-buddy loner. I mean the sort of person who… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I couldn’t help but think about school and everything else ending. I liked standing just outside the couches and watching them—it was… — John Green Copy Share Image
Me and Frosted went to get a drink. But she ordered somethin' bugged, and I ain't know what to think. She ordered… — LL Cool J Copy Share Image
The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Art should make you think and feel. It doesn't have to match your couch. — damali ayo Copy Share Image
Every couple has two stories - the edited one to be shared from the couch and the unabridged version best left alone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sitting around on the couch eating Pringles all day is not going to help anyone. — Jennie Garth Copy Share Image
By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch. — Jamie Lee Curtis Copy Share Image
Sometimes you don't feel the hits from the game until you're at home on the couch. — Eddie Lacy Copy Share Image
If you're a content brand, you have to be in every place your audience is. Sometimes your audience is on the couch… — Ricky Van Veen Copy Share Image
Sustained and soothed By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave, Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch About him, and… — William C. Bryant Copy Share Image
Tough times don't last but tough people do. No matter how slow you go, you are still lapping everybody on the couch.… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Finding a new couch is a daunting process. New couches are not as soft or deep as you want. I prefer a… — Lara Spencer Copy Share Image
Surely a good therapist should produce a Dorian Gray-style portrait from under the couch so the patient can see the person they… — Rosamund Lupton Copy Share Image
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I look at her wish we could go inside and make love on the couch. Dive inside each other. Take each other.… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there,… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Now came still evening on; and twilight gray Had in her sober livery all things clad: Silence accompanied; for beast and bird,… — John Milton Copy Share Image
At what point do the people tell the politicians to go to hell? At what point do they get off the couch,… — Erick Erickson Copy Share Image
But success and failure are not true opposites, and they're not even in the same class. I mean, they're not even a… — Lillian Hellman Copy Share Image
