Couches Quote by Sarah Silverman

I fall asleep on the couch in front of the TV. It's very rare that I see the end of any show.

— Brad Goreski

it is a shocking trick for a young person to be always lolling upon a sofa.

— Jane Austen

I might have 'couch syndrome.' I'm always sleeping on the couch at home, even when I have a comfortable bed. I'm used to it.

— Vic Mensa

I was walking in a grocery store and someone jumped on my back - and I knew the second she yelled ‘It’s Emily Fields’,…

— Shay Mitchell

In my house, neither my wife nor my daughter are impressed that I'm on television, and they remind me of that frequently.

— Anthony Bourdain

Dear Tv Commercials, Please play the creepy movie commercials during the day. When other people are awake. When its daylight. Not at night when…

— Anonymous

When you look at a couch you don't really see the couch. You see the couch as perceived by a state of mind.

— Frederick Lenz

I have anxiety when I'm watching TV.

— Retta

Furniture! Thank God, I can sit and I can stand without the aid of a furniture warehouse.

— Henry David Thoreau

The worst thing about television is that everybody you see on television is doing something better than what you're doing. You never see anybody…

— Jerry Seinfeld

I come from television where I feel like I'm in people's living rooms every day so it's not crazy for me to think that…

— Mila Kunis

I hate when Im alone in a dark room and my brain goes, 'You know whats a good movie? Paranormal Activity.'

— Anonymous