Children Quotes by Sarah Silverman

9 Children quotes by Sarah Silverman

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Sarah Silverman delivers nine concise reflections on children. Her sharp humor and candid tone surface in each line, offering a quick, entertaining glimpse into her take on growing up.

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I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.

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If I have kids, I'll adopt.

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“She loved dogs, New York, television, children, friendship, sex, laughing, heartbreaking songs, marijuana, farts, and cuddling.”

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Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to…

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I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or…

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Comics who grew up surviving their childhood by being able to be the first one to make the joke about their weight…

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“I'm sympathetic to the nuns' violent impulses. I mean, if I'd given up sex to devote myself to a man who I…

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Since so many people these days don't seem to start their families until around age forty, I predict there will be less…

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“One of the biggest - and I would guess most common - mistakes parents make is to transfer their own childhood shit…

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When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.

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My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new.

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People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at…

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In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.…

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I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.

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Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.…

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It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.…

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If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

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Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.

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“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because…

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If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding.

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I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them.

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“People who call themselves divas...you are not a diva. I'm pretty sure you're a cunt.”

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[I'm] almost positive there is no God.

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It's just hard to say, "Well, I do this, which means this." If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for…

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