I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I can't cater to everyone's needs and what they're going to be offended by; that's one freedom I have. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political,… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I do know that I can take a punch. I've been punched in the face three times. That's, I think, a really… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I can see myself adopting. I'm not in a rush to do it. I'm 39, I know, but I do love kids,… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I'm lucky because I intentionally keep my overhead low, and so I can say, "No, thank you." — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece... — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I can get a script and go, "Well, I'd rather do stand-up." I don't hold movies in higher regard. I love making… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I can only speak from my own experience, and I would say that the depression I experienced feels like a chemical change.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
