Funny Quote by Sarah Silverman

Being "Jewish" is way stronger culturally than it is religiously.

— Gene Weingarten

Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black…

— Sarah Silverman

A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."

— Henny Youngman

There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.

— Woody Allen

When you're 5 ft. 5 in., have a round Jewish face and wear glasses and refuse to wear contacts, you're going to get offered…

— Rick Moranis

Through these offices it was my privilege to get to know almost every Jewish person, and those whom I did not come to know…

— Anonymous

The Jewish part of me is superstitious.

— Gwyneth Paltrow

“Jewish food is a matter of text expressed on the table.”

— Michael W. Twitty

I was raised Jewish, my wife was raised Catholic. Though we respect each other's heritage, and while many of our friends are deeply religious,…

— Steven Levitan

The American Jewish left gets a lot of press time. But the American Jewish right does not. And in many ways, the American Jewish…

— Michael Oren

When the Jewish state of Israel is strong, Jewish communities worldwide are also strong.

— Robert C. O'Brien

“Good Christ, a Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy, and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy till they die!”

— Philip Roth