I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I happen to think that there are already tons of perfectly good babies out there already born. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I think when you're 25 you're still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I like to think of myself as 'hot-larious' I'm cute, but I'm totally approachable. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I'm always in those tabloids where they show who's badly dressed. It's funny, because each time I'm getting my picture taken, I'm… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I'm very lucky in that I still experience highs and lows. And I think those lows are important. But I am not… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I do know that I can take a punch. I've been punched in the face three times. That's, I think, a really… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Some things are just for private. It's like people thinking I'm cold or this or that. It's unfortunate, but I don't need… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I like trying jokes and seeing the response, and if I end up doing it in my act, it won't be 140… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I do enjoy and feel compelled to talk about things that are taboo. One, because I think I'm a troublemaker inside, if… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I've always kept my overhead low so I could do whatever I want. I think of myself as lazy with spurts of… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People say I'm a nice girl saying terrible things. I tend to say the opposite of what I think. You hope that… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I'm a total one-hour drama addict. I think when you're a comedian, you tend towards dramas because that's the less stressful thing… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I got jury duty and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My dad was a bedwetter; I think his dad was a bedwetter. I like to talk about it because it's something that… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
