80s Quote by Sarah Silverman

The same Jesus Who turned water into wine can transform your home, your life, your family, and your future. He is still in the…

— Adrian Rogers

Damn, jesus was a real og he knew how to party they were all out of alchohal so he turned water into wine

— Mike Campbell

The Lord turned water into wine. All I'm suggesting is a trip to the grocery store.

— Jodi Picoult

We take for granted the slow miracle whereby water in the irrigation of a vineyard becomes wine. It is only when Christ turns water…

— Saint Augustine

Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche.

— Anthony Langston

“Jesus Christ walks into a bar and says, "I'll just have a glass of water.”

— Various

To turn water into wine, and what is common into what is holy, is indeed the glory of Christianity.

— Frederick William Robertson

“The first miracle Jesus performed was instant winemaking. No wonder people loved Him! He probably received a bunch of wedding invitations after that one.”

— Dillon Burroughs

God made only water, but man made wine.

— Victor Hugo

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water.

— Loren Eiseley

“Imagine a man selling his donkey to be with Jesus. Now imagine him selling Jesus to get a ride on a donkey. This does…

— Rumi

Obama's not Jesus. He can't walk on water.

— Mr. T