Feels Quotes by Sarah Silverman

10 Feels quotes by Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman’s comedy often hides a sharp observational edge, and these ten short lines let that shine. Expect a mix of wit and honesty that makes the topic of feeling both approachable and thought‑provoking.

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That still feels like the most accurate description - I felt homesick, but I was home.

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When you’re a bed wetter there’s only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they’re hard…

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Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of…

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It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.

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I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's…

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I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus.

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I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I'm with people who are older than me, and I've always been surrounded…

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I can only speak from my own experience, and I would say that the depression I experienced feels like a chemical change.…

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My stepfather, John O'Hara, was the goodest man there was. He was not a man of many words, but of carefully chosen…

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I do enjoy and feel compelled to talk about things that are taboo. One, because I think I'm a troublemaker inside, if…

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When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.

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My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new.

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People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at…

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In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.…

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I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.

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Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.…

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It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.…

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If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

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Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.

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“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because…

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If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding.

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I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them.

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