I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When you’re a bed wetter there’s only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they’re hard… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My stepfather, John O'Hara, was the goodest man there was. He was not a man of many words, but of carefully chosen… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
That still feels like the most accurate description - I felt homesick, but I was home. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I do enjoy and feel compelled to talk about things that are taboo. One, because I think I'm a troublemaker inside, if… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I'm with people who are older than me, and I've always been surrounded… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I can only speak from my own experience, and I would say that the depression I experienced feels like a chemical change.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
