I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When I was 9 or 10 years old, my dad took me over to a neighboring farm to help get stuff for… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I do know that I can take a punch. I've been punched in the face three times. That's, I think, a really… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Some things are just for private. It's like people thinking I'm cold or this or that. It's unfortunate, but I don't need… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I know how to write. So I am not totally at the mercy of filmmakers, but it's not a bad point. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Also, I learned whether you are gay, bisexual, it doesn't matter, you know … because, at the end of the day, they're… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I can see myself adopting. I'm not in a rush to do it. I'm 39, I know, but I do love kids,… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
She, uh, came out of the closet recently, my niece. Um... She announced to the family that she's a lesbian and... She's… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I've never had an abortion. And I don't know if I would. But, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't fight to the… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I'm all sentimental. I've probably been ruined by romantic movies, but I really do believe in love. I've experienced it, I've had… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I have lows, you know, everybody does ... but I kind of know how to handle it. I like to let myself… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
