I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I'm always writing; I'm always jotting things down on paper or making notes in my iPhone. Then I'll make myself sit down… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I have lows, you know, everybody does ... but I kind of know how to handle it. I like to let myself… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
