Inspirational Quotes by Sarah Silverman

When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.

— Sarah Silverman

My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new.

— Sarah Silverman

People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at…

— Sarah Silverman

In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.…

— Sarah Silverman

I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.

— Sarah Silverman

Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.…

— Sarah Silverman

It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.…

— Sarah Silverman

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

— Sarah Silverman

Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.

— Sarah Silverman

“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because…

— Sarah Silverman

If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding.

— Sarah Silverman

I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them.

— Sarah Silverman