Almost there Quote by Sarah Silverman Download Open image “Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.” — Sarah Silverman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Almost there Forget God Inspirational Love
If you think God’s there, He is. If you don’t, He isn’t. And if that’s what God’s like, I wouldn’t worry about it. — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
You can actually see God, and Hear Him, play with Him. It might sound crazy, but He is actually there. — George Harrison Copy Share Image
God is watching over you, everywhere you go he is and will never sleep on duty — Richard Tee Love Copy Share Image
God is watching us from a distance! Put on your good clothes, try and look your best for him!! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
It shouldn't freak you out to realize that God's eyes are on you. Because He doesn't see you through eyes of disapproval or disappointment.… — Steven Furtick Copy Share Image
God is a pure no-thing, concealed in now and here; the less you reach for him, the more he will appear. — Angelus Silesius Copy Share Image
It's not my perfect performance that captures God's attention. It's my complete dependence on Him that He notices. — Lysa TerKeurst Copy Share Image
If God didn't want you to masturbate, he would have given you short arms. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Keep going. You're almost there and remember, the sun is most beautiful as it's going away. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
i wait. with all my dreams, i know her heart, and i know i'm almost there. — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
I'm in training to become a midwife. I'm almost there and before I know it I'll be able to open my own practice, if… — Erykah Badu Copy Share Image
Hate is all that keeps us alive when love is gone. You’re almost there. Not quite ready to let it go yet. — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
I rose to my knees, mouth dry and heart pounding, and paused to finger a rip in my beautiful Dacron bowling shirt. I pushed… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
Something snapped inside her. “Of course I’m afraid! Relationships do bad things to me.” He started to respond, but the pain had gone on… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
I'm almost there, almost to the barricade, when I thinks she hears me. Because for just a moment, she catches sight of me, her… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
We're almost there, Oliver said. Once again Petunia was so startled that she tripped and would have fallen is Oliver hadn't caught her around… — Jessica Day George Copy Share Image
The words you can't find, you borrow. We read to know we're not alone. We read because we are alone. We read and we… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
Just keep moving! we're almost there." "almost where?" Juno chuckled. "all roads lead there child. you should know that" "detention?" Percy asked. "Rome, child,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
The one that came really easy was the Japanese lover, because he's like a ghost in the book. He's always in the background like… — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
Do everything you're told. Be a good cheerleader. And never, never say, 'It's not so bad.' Say 'You are almost there!' And say it… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
