I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I like trying jokes and seeing the response, and if I end up doing it in my act, it won't be 140… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When I was 9 or 10 years old, my dad took me over to a neighboring farm to help get stuff for… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
The sun shines directly on this great country, and it can be harvested, it's not owned by anybody. It's something the Jews… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political,… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I'm doing stuff on Kaballah and Scientology and a little bit more racial stuff, for good measure. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
