This is crazy Donald. When I see the prices at the mall, I just want to vomit. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I do love the idea of ritual. I'm a very ritualistic person. I have to wash my face twice, and on the… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“(I was in love with Sherlock Holmes—I even had a fingerprinting kit that I used everywhere—proving my mother’s use of Tampax or… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I can see myself adopting. I'm not in a rush to do it. I'm 39, I know, but I do love kids,… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I'm all sentimental. I've probably been ruined by romantic movies, but I really do believe in love. I've experienced it, I've had… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
