If you decide to do comedy that involves risk, risk means risk, and you can't complain of flesh wounds if you sit… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It's just hard to say, "Well, I do this, which means this." If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People who like what I do come in all shapes and sizes. Not sure what the common denominator is per se. Oh,… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I'm so much more famous than I am financially successful. I mean, I live in a three-room apartment. I mostly make free… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I've never had an abortion. And I don't know if I would. But, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't fight to the… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
