Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
The worst thing that can happen for people who don't want women to be strong is that we help each other and… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I grew up in a house where there were no taboos, so it came originally from a pretty innocent place, where I… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When you’re a bed wetter there’s only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they’re hard… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People who like what I do come in all shapes and sizes. Not sure what the common denominator is per se. Oh,… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Take lots of time for yourself, discovering yourself-pursue not only a profession but other life passions, I always make time to rock… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I'm with people who are older than me, and I've always been surrounded… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I learned pretty early is I never defend my material; it's for other people to if someone is offended. It's so subjective,… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't really like saying "the gays"... I'm not sure why. I suppose I say "the Jews." but I don't say "the… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Since so many people these days don't seem to start their families until around age forty, I predict there will be less… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
You want to make people laugh and by virtue of that please them, but when you're instructed to make people laugh and… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I didn't feel so different until maybe, like, around third grade. Kids started blaming me for my people killing Jesus. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In the '80s especially, a lot of comedians felt compelled to stick with what made them famous and those people became caricatures. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Some things are just for private. It's like people thinking I'm cold or this or that. It's unfortunate, but I don't need… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Comedy can't live within my second-guesses, so I started doing new material. Sometimes I bombed. But you have to be willing to… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
As soon as a woman is old enough to have an opinion and have a voice and be unafraid, she's very much… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Like I said about Seinfeld and Chris Rock, they're a great combination of brilliance and hard work. [But] there are people who… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I was paralyzed with fear. It was unbearable to be among other kids who were just standing around being fine. It was… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic! — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Jews are the most liberal, scrappy, civil-rightsy people there are. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
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