People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
The worst thing that can happen for people who don't want women to be strong is that we help each other and… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I learned pretty early is I never defend my material; it's for other people to if someone is offended. It's so subjective,… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I got jury duty and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Jews are the most liberal, scrappy, civil-rightsy people there are. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People say I'm a nice girl saying terrible things. I tend to say the opposite of what I think. You hope that… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic! — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People say, like, "I love when you smile because part of your mouth goes up," then I never organically smile again. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
