People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Everyone's got their own velocity, and there's no real time frame with comedy. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I like trying jokes and seeing the response, and if I end up doing it in my act, it won't be 140… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Take lots of time for yourself, discovering yourself-pursue not only a profession but other life passions, I always make time to rock… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
We live in a fun time with so many ways to express yourself, you would be crazy to be a comedian and… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
What makes Disney movies and Pixar movies always so good, hey take time and they're constantly honing, and tweaking, and rejiggering things,… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“At the time that this book is being written, I am single. If you've ever heard that song by Beyoncé, "Single Ladies",… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I can't believe how much time has passed. The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a stand-up once I was 19 in New York,… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“To all you sensitive sallys out there who spend your time scribing angry letters, I have great news: Scientific models show that… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
