“If life is a meal, then diaries are the toilets in which we shit out its vile remnants.” — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In the big picture, life has a gap in it. It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I do know that I can take a punch. I've been punched in the face three times. That's, I think, a really… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My dad was a bedwetter; I think his dad was a bedwetter. I like to talk about it because it's something that… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“After fifteen years of making my living in stand-up, The Sarah Silverman Program has been a lesson in collaboration. Rob, Dan, and… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I'm doing a lot of stand-up, but not like when you're living in New York and you can do three sets a… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“Look, there’s not much useful to take away from this book – it’s largely stories of a woman who has spent her… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
