Believe Quotes by Sarah Silverman

9 Believe quotes by Sarah Silverman

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These nine quick lines from Sarah Silverman serve up a smart, sarcastic spin on confidence, proving that a laugh can coexist with a serious look at what we hold dear.

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I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that…

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Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

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I'm all sentimental. I've probably been ruined by romantic movies, but I really do believe in love. I've experienced it, I've had…

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If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one…

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Take lots of time for yourself, discovering yourself-pursue not only a profession but other life passions, I always make time to rock…

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My dad loves to be talked about, good or bad. He just loves it. He's not even hearing the content, he's just…

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I can't believe how much time has passed. The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a…

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Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the…

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She, uh, came out of the closet recently, my niece. Um... She announced to the family that she's a lesbian and... She's…

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When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.

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My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new.

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People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at…

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In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.…

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I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.

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Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.…

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It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.…

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If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

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Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.

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“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because…

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If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding.

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I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them.

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“People who call themselves divas...you are not a diva. I'm pretty sure you're a cunt.”

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[I'm] almost positive there is no God.

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It's just hard to say, "Well, I do this, which means this." If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for…

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