Israel Quotes by Sarah Silverman

11 Israel quotes by Sarah Silverman

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Silverman’s wit cuts deep, and these eleven short reflections on Israel blend humor with a surprisingly earnest look at the region.

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I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.

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I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

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I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am…

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Jews are the most liberal, scrappy, civil-rightsy people there are.

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I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish.

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I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good.

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I have no religion, but I can't escape being extremely Jewish ethnically - that is, culturally. In other words, I'm not religious,…

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I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I…

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I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm…

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The sun shines directly on this great country, and it can be harvested, it's not owned by anybody. It's something the Jews…

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I don't really like saying "the gays"... I'm not sure why. I suppose I say "the Jews." but I don't say "the…

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Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.

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If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding.

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I say 'I'm sorry.' It usually disarms them.

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“People who call themselves divas...you are not a diva. I'm pretty sure you're a cunt.”

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[I'm] almost positive there is no God.

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It's just hard to say, "Well, I do this, which means this." If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for…

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