Funny Quote by Sarah Silverman

I am a practicing Catholic, but my lineage is Jewish, so if someone asks me if I'm Jewish, I say yes.

— Neve Campbell

There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.

— Woody Allen

Through these offices it was my privilege to get to know almost every Jewish person, and those whom I did not come to know…

— Anonymous

The Jewish part of me is superstitious.

— Gwyneth Paltrow

I was raised Jewish, my wife was raised Catholic. Though we respect each other's heritage, and while many of our friends are deeply religious,…

— Steven Levitan

The American Jewish left gets a lot of press time. But the American Jewish right does not. And in many ways, the American Jewish…

— Michael Oren

When the Jewish state of Israel is strong, Jewish communities worldwide are also strong.

— Robert C. O'Brien

Being "Jewish" is way stronger culturally than it is religiously.

— Gene Weingarten

In 19 years growing up in Israel I had no Jewish friends. Zero.

— Nuseir Yassin

You can find old Jewish newspapers from Detroit that have my promotional ad in them. It was a totally insane time in my life.…

— James Wolk

I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish.

— Sarah Silverman

“Jewish food is a matter of text expressed on the table.”

— Michael W. Twitty