I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When you're a comic, it's like being born gay. It's what you want to do every night when your other friends are… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
All comics want to be musicians. There's a part of me that wants to be a serious musician. I love songs about… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
The worst thing that can happen for people who don't want women to be strong is that we help each other and… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I'm not the marrying type, but I always want to be with someone who is a fan. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I'm not wanting and I don't live in a hovel, but if you keep your costs low, you can do what you… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political,… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
You want the actors to disappear into roles and stay under the radar, and that gets harder when someone is known for… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Comedy can't live within my second-guesses, so I started doing new material. Sometimes I bombed. But you have to be willing to… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I've always kept my overhead low so I could do whatever I want. I think of myself as lazy with spurts of… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
You want to make people laugh and by virtue of that please them, but when you're instructed to make people laugh and… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I love going to weddings. And I love it when my friends get married. I'm not against marriage but it's just not… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I do enjoy and feel compelled to talk about things that are taboo. One, because I think I'm a troublemaker inside, if… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing,… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I got jury duty and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
