I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I've always had dreams. When I was little, I'd go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I was Minnie Mouse for Halloween, every year when I was little. Then, I had the Cinderella nightgown, when I was really… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I'm doing stuff on Kaballah and Scientology and a little bit more racial stuff, for good measure. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
