Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
You can be Hitler and go to confession and say forgive me, Father, I killed six million Jews, and the priest would… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
The sun shines directly on this great country, and it can be harvested, it's not owned by anybody. It's something the Jews… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I don't really like saying "the gays"... I'm not sure why. I suppose I say "the Jews." but I don't say "the… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Jews are the most liberal, scrappy, civil-rightsy people there are. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
People can't help what topics cut them deep. It all depends on who's inferring - and what the contexts of their lives are at… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
In your twenties, I think you should have all of the sex that you're inclined to have, as long as you're safe about it.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to.… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“If you’ve ever heard that song by Beyoncé, “Single Ladies,” I am one of the people she’s singing about. I have to be, because… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
