If my Catholic boyfriend and I ever have a kid, we'll just be honest with it. We'll say that Mommy is one… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic! — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
