Comic Quote by Bo Burnham

Even now, when I go out people are like, 'What are you doing here? Didn't you just have a baby?' But people never ask…

— Ali Wong

Where did you go?" "To the end of the driveway," my mother says. "I was nine months pregnant; that was the maximum distance I…

— Jodi Picoult

When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch.

— Amy Poehler

I remember when I got pregnant, I had several peers of mine, women, who said to me, 'Now that you're pregnant, you're probably gonna…

— Margo Price

I was a very special child. I did stand-up comedy. I did it all. My family didn't understand. 'Aren't you tired?' I'm like, 'No.'…

— Alessandra Torresani

If my mother hadn't laughed at the funny things I did, I probably wouldn't be a comic actor. After she had her first heart…

— Gene Wilder

I did a 'Last Comic Standing' audition in 2006, where you're just performing for three people in a comedy club, in a big comedy…

— Hannibal Buress

I was always dragging my poor mother to some school production, and sometimes shed be so embarrassed shed want to slide under the table,…

— Kim Wayans

I went to the movies with my little Peggy Sue, I had a dip there in my lip just like I always do.

— Robert Earl Keen

I was a very sickly kid. While I was in the hospital at age 7, my Dad brought me a stack of comic books…

— Len Wein

I guess the essence of my comedy is to get into a very abnormal situation but act like it's normal.

— Fred Willard

My comedy is unapologetic and fearless. Like, sometimes you'll wind up having condomless sex with someone that you probably shouldn't. I'm interested in sharing…

— Amy Schumer