Potato chips Quote by Laurie Halse Anderson

“Last year, that Fischer idiot threw a black-and-white cookie at me, and I started to wonder if every principal exited this school with a…

— Gabrielle Zevin

“He knocked politely and entered the principal’s office with his dad face in full effect. He put his hand on my shoulder in a…

— Charlotte Leonetti

“When she finished, the white teacher, his face streaked with tears, tapped his boss on the shoulder, and like a television cop handing in…

— Paul Beatty

“Lunch is served!" I shouted. The brothers wasted no time. Kishan reached for the chicken, and Ren, the cookies. I smacked their hands away…

— Colleen Houck

“Actually, I liked the principal’s office. It was interesting to see the teachers come and go, talking about what they would have for lunch…

— Walter Dean Myers

“Drums rumbled, cymbals clanged, and somewhere a fiddle was playing. The aroma of deep-fried doughnuts and roasted meat drifted down to the foul-smelling tanners’…

— Oliver Pötzsch

“School was out for the day, it was just barely starting to feel like spring, and everybody streamed through the hallways drunk on 3:15-p.m.…

— Emily M. Danforth

“principal was on the stage singing and leading us in the old song “On the Road to Mandalay.” He would emphasize by winking after…

— Charles Brandt

“Only hours earlier, my da had come in from his job at the bar and changed his clothes, as he always did after work,…

— Christina Baker Kline

“Static cackled from the cafeteria speaker. A bored female voice come on. “Victoria Brennan, please report to the headmaster's office. Victoria Brennan to the…

— Kathy Reichs

The boyfriend of the student music teacher came in: "Hey, kids, this is a real Air Force pilot." I asked him something to the…

— Jello Biafra

“It would be a shame to get expelled from school (or arrested) for trying to stab the principal with a ballpoint pen just because…

— Rick Riordan