Jenna McCarthy

One study found that people who smile in childhood photographs are less likely to get a divorce.

— Jenna McCarthy

If you had asked me when I was 28 and in my wedding dress if I ever thought I would end up…

— Jenna McCarthy

“(Think, “Want to go out for dinner tonight?” “K”), as if the sender might be suggesting he is far too busy and…

— Jenna McCarthy

Now, as husbands go, I have to admit I did all right. Joe is unquestionably handsome, doesn't leave ragged toenail clippings scattered…

— Jenna McCarthy

Women tell stories; men want answers. Guys get impatient when we drone on forever; we get frustrated when they tune out.

— Jenna McCarthy

When you're pregnant, you go out and buy every single book; you have this stack of books on your nightstand, but there…

— Jenna McCarthy

Merely watching a romantic comedy causes relationship satisfaction to plummet. Apparently, the bitter realization that maybe it could happen to us, but…

— Jenna McCarthy

The bottom line is, whether you're in it or you're searching for it, I believe marriage is an institution worth pursuing and…

— Jenna McCarthy

Scientific studies about relationships fascinate me, and I devour them hungrily, especially when they give big, fancy-sounding names to everyday experiences.

— Jenna McCarthy

[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pound…

— Jenna McCarthy

Divorce is contagious. That's right - when you have a close couple friend split up, it increases your chances of getting a…

— Jenna McCarthy

I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa.…

— Jenna McCarthy

As relationships progress, the time you spend smooching diminishes. Where kissing was once an enjoyable entree unto itself, it becomes a mere…

— Jenna McCarthy

The man you married is yours to have and to hold for the rest of ever, even if he starts chewing tobacco…

— Jenna McCarthy

Beyond the profound federal perks, married people make more money; we're healthier, physically and emotionally; we produce happier, more stable and more…

— Jenna McCarthy

What do women do when they get together? We sit around and talk! Men, not so much. My theory is that this…

— Jenna McCarthy

Subsisting on a diet drawn from one food group isn't healthy or gratifying. Even eating cupcakes 24/7 eventually would get old!

— Jenna McCarthy