Childhood Quote by Jenna McCarthy

If you had asked me when I was 28 and in my wedding dress if I ever thought I would end up in my…

— Jenna McCarthy

“(Think, “Want to go out for dinner tonight?” “K”), as if the sender might be suggesting he is far too busy and important to…

— Jenna McCarthy

Now, as husbands go, I have to admit I did all right. Joe is unquestionably handsome, doesn't leave ragged toenail clippings scattered about the…

— Jenna McCarthy

Women tell stories; men want answers. Guys get impatient when we drone on forever; we get frustrated when they tune out.

— Jenna McCarthy

When you're pregnant, you go out and buy every single book; you have this stack of books on your nightstand, but there was nothing…

— Jenna McCarthy

Merely watching a romantic comedy causes relationship satisfaction to plummet. Apparently, the bitter realization that maybe it could happen to us, but it obviously…

— Jenna McCarthy

The bottom line is, whether you're in it or you're searching for it, I believe marriage is an institution worth pursuing and protecting.

— Jenna McCarthy

Scientific studies about relationships fascinate me, and I devour them hungrily, especially when they give big, fancy-sounding names to everyday experiences.

— Jenna McCarthy

[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pound weight gain,…

— Jenna McCarthy

Divorce is contagious. That's right - when you have a close couple friend split up, it increases your chances of getting a divorce by…

— Jenna McCarthy

I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is…

— Jenna McCarthy

As relationships progress, the time you spend smooching diminishes. Where kissing was once an enjoyable entree unto itself, it becomes a mere appetizer couples…

— Jenna McCarthy