Able Quote by Jenna McCarthy

Here is a toast to the loving couple wishing them a long and happy married life.

— Anonymous

If these two are tired of having sex with each other, what hope is there for the rest of us?

— Tina Fey

Pity the married couple who expect too much from one another.

— Ruth Graham

Happy, healthy couple don't expect to be happy and harmonious all the time. They deal with their little quibbles and make conscious choices that…

— Shirley

Nothing tests a marriage more than insomnia or snoring.

— David Linley

Remember, a good marriage is like a campfire. Both grow cold if left unattended.

— H. Jackson Brown, Jr

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

— Terry Pratchett

Once his wife goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her.

— Tony Blair

The happiest marriages are full of alternative lives, lived in the head, unknown to the partner.

— John Bayley

Mature love has a bliss not even imagined by newlyweds.

— Boyd K. Packer

The best thing that can happen to a couple married for fifty years or more is that they both grow nearsighted together.

— Nikhil Saluja

Splendid couple - slept with both of them.

— Maurice Bowra