The nurse sleeps sweetly, hired to watch the sick, / whom, snoring, she disturbs. — William Cowper Copy Share Image
Snoring is your body's way of telling everyone not to disturb me asshole can't you see we are sleeping. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I’d jump out of her mouth some night while she’s snoring and run the fuck away.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
My specialties are corpses, unconscious people and people snoring in spectacular epics. — Gig Young Copy Share Image
“Sleep in my arms like a little cat; I love your snoring and your smell.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
“She snores,” Morfyd warned. “I do no such thing!” Annwyl yelled back. “Like a bull in rutting season.” “When we get back… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
Business men who are busy the whole day and immediately go to bed after supper, snoring like cows, are not likely to… — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
I hope to one day co-sign a lease with another person but, well, it doesn't plague me that I have yet to… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
Why level downward to our dullest perception always, and praise that as common sense? The commonest sense is the sense of men… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Privacy is something I have come to respect. I think when I was younger I wanted to tell everybody everything, because I… — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
I'd address his way of trying to discourage Ian later. After all, he could have come up with something other than saying… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“Man permits himself to be lied to at night, his life long, when he dreams, and his moral sense never even tries… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
The great 'New York Times' columnist Dave Anderson famously slept one year in a child's race-car bed. There he was, Pulitzer Prize… — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
Now its raining its pouring the old man is snoring now I lay me down to sleep I hear the sirens in… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
They say it's not the snoring itself but those anxiety-packed moments in between snorts. It's the waiting for the nasal passages of… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pound… — Jenna McCarthy Copy Share Image
My nursery school did a production of 'The Three Little Pigs.' I played the third pig. When the wolf knocked on my… — Zooey Deschanel Copy Share Image
I think by and large, humans prefer to think of themselves as minds from the neck up. We don't really like to… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
I missed Rosaleen's snoring the way you'd miss the sound of the ocean waves after you've gotten used to sleeping with them.… — Sue Monk Kidd Copy Share Image
The city was asleep on its right side and shaking with violent nightmares. Long puffs of snoring came out of the chimneys.… — Anais Nin Copy Share Image
Meditation is not concentration. It is simple awareness. You simply relax and watch the breathing. In that watching, nothing is excluded. The… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
Now I can do the bolts," she slurred. "I've been trying to focus enough magic all week." The magic shifted and swirled,… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
There's a theory that snoring at night in sleep is a subconscious defence reflex-a warning sound that frightened potential predators away from… — Gregory David Roberts Copy Share Image
The grey nurse resumed her knitting as Peter Walsh, on the hot seat beside her, began snoring. In her grey dress, moving… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
Intuition is just the sum of all your experience. The way I see it, everything you’ve experienced, everything you know, you think… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Their bedroom has always been our sanctuary. Sometimes at night we'll end up on their bed just talking. My dad will be… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
He didn't see anything." She rolled to her feet. "I was in your bed! We could have scarred him for life!" "Grace,… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“Do you hear it? The loud noise from the room at night? Never mind, It's just my mom snoring.” — Sarah Willey Copy Share Image
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
They say I killed six or seven men for snoring. Well, it ain't true. I only killed one man for snoring. — John Wesley Copy Share Image
Nodded off? Ross, you were snoring! My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit rocks! — Rachel Green Copy Share Image
My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem. — Rex Hunt Copy Share Image
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