Men Quote by John Wesley

Snoring is your body's way of telling everyone not to disturb me asshole can't you see we are sleeping.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Man permits himself to be lied to at night, his life long, when he dreams, and his moral sense never even tries to prevent…

— Friedrich Nietzsche

I snore. I've had two or three people complain about it.

— Sheryl Crow

I snore. Just ask the others!

— Brian Littrell

People get so defensive and immediately start denying it if you dare accuse them of snoring.

— Green Monk

You snore worse. At least I don't turn into a lion in my sleep." "I only did it once." "Once was weird enough, thank…

— Ilona Andrews

Fortunately for my wife, I'm not a snorer so she doesn't have to put up with that.

— Buster Posey

“Scientists have now developed a special pillow which is 100% effective in stopping snoring – provided you hold it firmly enough.”

— Mrs. Stephen Fry

Snoring keeps the monsters away.

— Judy Blume

I thank you for not snoring.

— Marlon Brando

We continue to make more money when snoring than when active.

— Warren Buffett

I fixed my nose, and now I'm breathing better, snoring less.

— Wanderlei Silva