Funny Quote by Green Monk

Snoring is your body's way of telling everyone not to disturb me asshole can't you see we are sleeping.

— Nikhil Saluja

I snore. I've had two or three people complain about it.

— Sheryl Crow

Fortunately for my wife, I'm not a snorer so she doesn't have to put up with that.

— Buster Posey

“Scientists have now developed a special pillow which is 100% effective in stopping snoring – provided you hold it firmly enough.”

— Mrs. Stephen Fry

I snore. Just ask the others!

— Brian Littrell

I thank you for not snoring.

— Marlon Brando

They say I killed six or seven men for snoring. Well, it ain't true. I only killed one man for snoring.

— John Wesley

Snoring keeps the monsters away.

— Judy Blume

“Man permits himself to be lied to at night, his life long, when he dreams, and his moral sense never even tries to prevent…

— Friedrich Nietzsche

Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.

— Bill Murray

I don't deny it," said Frodo, looking at Sam, who was now grinning. "I don't deny it, but I'll never believe you are sleeping…

— J. R. R. Tolkien

There's a theory that snoring at night in sleep is a subconscious defence reflex-a warning sound that frightened potential predators away from the mouth…

— Gregory David Roberts