Dive bars rely on a steady stream of neighborhood regulars to keep their doors open. — Sean Evans Dive Copy Share Image
If you're in public and standing still, don't take a phone call. It's that simple. All you're doing is holding those around… — Sean Evans Conversation Copy Share Image
Everybody always wants to make the show 'What's it like to have a beer with that person?' And everyone sucks at making… — Sean Evans Always Copy Share Image
Relative to the rest of your life, college isn't all that hard. — Sean Evans College Copy Share Image
I remember me and my brother would watch 'Beavis and Butthead' or 'South Park,' but we'd be all secret about it because… — Sean Evans Brother Copy Share Image
If there's one thing Eagles and Giants fans can agree on, it's a mutual disdain for Skip Bayless. — Sean Evans Agree Copy Share Image
Entering a club is an insufferable two-way street and the patrons are just as guilty as the doormen. — Sean Evans Club Copy Share Image
Hot Ones' is a show that takes a celebrity, which by definition is a person whose lifestyle is unattainable, and then 'Hot… — Sean Evans Celebrity Copy Share Image
Title IX is important. Women have made incredible gains in athletics, but does Brittney Griner have a chance in the post against… — Sean Evans Athletics Copy Share Image
If you're curious how Lance Armstrong got away with cheating for 15 years or why Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend went unnoticed for… — Sean Evans Cheating Copy Share Image
It's amazing how quickly a defined jawline can turn your luck around. — Sean Evans Amazing Copy Share Image
At 18-years-old, you have no money. You have no game. Your life experience is limited to getting fired from a part-time gig… — Sean Evans Experience Copy Share Image
When I'm a little kid watching Chicago Bears games, hot salsa would be on the table and the first time I was… — Sean Evans Chicago Copy Share Image
If LeBron James, Phil Mickelson, or Reggie Bush had to rely on personality to make it in this world, they'd all be… — Sean Evans Clowns Copy Share Image
Award shows in general are just lame excuses to stroke the egos of millionaires, but the 'ESPY's' are an especially embarrassing example. — Sean Evans Award Copy Share Image
I used to love wings. People come up to me and say, 'Hey, you have to try this hot sauce, let's go… — Sean Evans Hobby Copy Share Image
As a general rule, girls at the gym are not interested in a free power clean lesson from some doofus in a… — Sean Evans Ensemble Copy Share Image
Attempting to squash your permeating stench of a loser by bum rushing every girl you come across is a bad look. — Sean Evans Bad Copy Share Image
It's amazing how one introductory course in environmental science can turn a 20-year-old into an Biofuels expert. — Sean Evans Amazing Copy Share Image
In an age of political correctness, even the most apparent gender assertions are dismissed as ignorance. — Sean Evans Age Copy Share Image
When a high-profile celebrity sits down with you for an interview, there's no obligation for them to give you anything. — Sean Evans Anything Copy Share Image
Bjorn Borg has the look of a Scandanavian rock star with the understated charm of a Wes Anderson movie. — Sean Evans Charm Copy Share Image
